Staging Redux

Getting sick of the signs or stencils with “It all started with a kiss.”  See them a lot.  Too much.

So, some ideas for the less sophisticated..

“It all started with getting felt up in his truck for a dollar.”

“It all started with an STD.”

“It all started with him putting $5 in my g-string.”

“It all started when she gave me a large fries when I ordered a small.”

“It all started with too many drinks.”